One of the best things about my job is the ridiculous customer stories. You might read some of them and say..."do people really say/do that?" The answer is yes, yes they do. And I love it. Know why? Because these wonderful, clueless people make my days interesting and unique. I will start sharing these customer stories with you for your entertainment. I may also invite guest bloggers also in the pizza world to share some of their thoughts/stories with you. Today's customer story: dark meat guy. The following conversation really took place.
Me: "Thank you for choosing Domino's pizza, how can i help you?"
Guy: "yeah i'd like to get an order of wings please."
Me: "sure no problem. What flavor would you like?"
Guy: "mild...and can i get all flat pieces? I'm allergic to dark meat."
Me: long pause while i tried to process this information. Mainly because A) both wings and drummettes are dark meat. B) how can you be allergic to just dark meat? wouldn't you be allergic to chicken in general? just sayin'.
Guy: "yeah i gotta have just the flat wing pieces. Otherwise i swell up like a hot air balloon."
Me: trying to contain my desire to laugh hysterically.."I'll see what I can do for you sir,have a good night."
Really? Allergic to dark meat? My theory is he just wanted a good excuse to get all flats since we usually don't honor such a request because its just not practical. And just when i thought i'd heard everything....
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